Cyril Figgis Quotes
Season 3, Episode 13: "Space Race, Part II"
Cyril: It's like a vagina with a zipper.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Lo Scandalo"
Cyril: Every single time we come here we have to help you get rid of a dead body.
Malory: Well you've only been here twice.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "El Contador"
Cyril: And I thought, what would Lana do?
Archer: Not Archer?
Cyril: No, I had to outsmart them.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "El Secuestro"
Cyril: I was jacking it on the telephone.
Archer: Does Internet porn know you were cheating on it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Placebo Effect"
Cyril: Kriegers father's was a Nazi scientist.
Malory: And JFK's father was a bootlegger.
Cyril: What!? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Stage Two"
Malory: Especially Sterling. If he found out i might have breast cancer, he'd be devastated. This information cannot leave this... Pam what the hell?
Pam: What? Nothing.
Malory: You're texting about my...
Pam: I'm not I swear, this is about...
Cheryl: Breast caner! Oh, you poor thing.
Malory: Pam!
Pam: what?
Malory: What is wrong with you?
Pam: I can't help it. It's like a disease.
Malory: Pam!
Pam: Do you not know what disease means? Oh sorry I forgot you might have...
Cyril: Breast cancer!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Movie Star"
Malory: So make her 40.
Cyril: And who's going to play her?
Malory: Me! That's the whole point.
Cyril: You do realize there's a finite amount of Vaseline in the world?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Malory: I think I can sell them on a rewrite, if you fix it.
Cyril: For starters, I don't think you wanna say this guy is as coal black and thick-muscled as a fieldhand.
Malory: I don't need you for content, just for plot structure.
Cyril: Racist overtones aside, it really kinda limits your casting options. I mean, only two, three guys could play that.
• Rating: Unrated
Cyril: You can't have a flasback with a flashforward in it. That's just bad writing.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 6: "Tragical History"
Archer: Judging from the decor, I'm guessing Spelvin has one of those kick ass Japanese soaking tubs.
Cyril: After all that you want to take a bath?
Archer: Do you not?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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