Popular Dan Humphrey Quotes
Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.
Dan; You're no one until you're talked about.
Um, have you not told Louis because it might be Chuck's?
Hey, Blair, it's Rachel that's been messing with you. And ... we had sex in the costume closet. So, do what you want with that.
There's a force larger than us at work here.
Dan: Think I got a shot at a second date?
Serena: I don't think you could top this one.
Dan: Well, I did punch someone.
Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
[to Olivia] Great movie. You were amazing. And I'm an idiot.
Rufus: Glad I had the number for City Harvest. This is all a little much.
Dan: A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like ... one season.
Dan: But this is all just a cover because you're really a Russian spy like those women in Westchester.
Georgina: No, I mean not that I wasn't approached, because I was.
Dan: So you threatened Lily van der Woodsen with physical violence? Mom, you are a bad-ass.
Alison: Yeah, well, what can I say? I was younger, then...and wearing steeled toed boots.
Dan: But how can I guarantee that she's not just going to screw it up?
Serena: Because I won't let her. She may not know this world, but I do. And I will protect your story and you.
Gossip Girl: Careful, S.
Dan: I have your word?
Serena: You have my word.
Gossip Girl: Everybody knows the road to hell is paved with good intentions. And shady bosses.