Popular Dan Humphrey Quotes
Dan: I'm so sorry about not calling, but there is a reason.
Vanessa: Is it because you've become a hoarder?
Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.
Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.
Dan: Quick question: how big can my head get before it explodes?
[to Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.
I need a SARS mask.
Dan: Wait, don't you all hate each other?
Dan: Did you sleep with someone else?
Dan: I'm done.
I don't think mom is a big fan of surprises. Remember her 30th birthday, with the clown and his llama?
Hey Serena, it's me. I saw your thing in The Post. Just wanted you to know that Brooklyn is a great place to avoid nasty looks. Unless you throw your recycling in the regular trash or try to open a chain store with questionable labor practices.
Dan: Where is she? Is she alright? What happened?
Blair: She overdosed in some cheap motel in Queens. Alone. Why didn't she come to me? I mean no matter how angry we were at each other she knows ... I don't know what I would do if anything happened to her.
Here's a crazy suggestion, why don't we ask Serena, see what she wants.