Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

Dan: Chuck. Hey man, I was just stopping by to see Nate but I guess he's not here.
Chuck: He's in his room.
Dan: Oh he is? He's... not in class? I would have thought—
Chuck: You don't really know how to stage a run-in, do you?

Chuck: Success comes at a price. The artist must stand alone to observe the crowd, right?
Dan: That's funny. Vanessa said the same thing.

Vanessa: [on Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your ... hundred dollar bills.
Dan: Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.

[to Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.

I can't think of any reason to hold back.

I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks.

Here's a crazy suggestion, why don't we ask Serena, see what she wants.

The toilets in Tokyo talk!

Olivia: I'm so happy that you're here.
Dan: I'm not going down to a fake boyfriend without a fight.

Dan: I thought I'd get grounded when you found out, just like Jenny was. But, I gotta admit, it would be worth it.
Rufus: I don't mind, at all. Tux looks great. Shoes look great. You look so great, you're gonna make me proud. Show that Celia Rhodes what us Humphrey men are made of.
Dan: What's going on, Dad? You're doing that thing again where you act really weird for no reason. It's kinda freaking me out.

Aaron: I just don't see her as complicated ... So would you say they're cheddar people or are they more goaty?
Dan: Mmm. Serena's not that big into cheese. You might wanna go with the Wines of Southern France.
Aaron: Well I guess you don't know her as well as you think you do. She doesn't drink anymore.
Dan: Oh, well, not problematically of course. At least not for ... months.
Aaron: Months?

Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: It doesn't make sense!
Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.

We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

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