Popular Dan Humphrey Quotes
Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.
Dan: Last time we spoke you'd made it through all the Ts.
Nate: Let's just say V is for Vivid and leave it at that.
Olivia: Dan, I really like you. I think my life is more complicated than you know.
Dan: Try me.
Dan: Aren't I about the last person you want helping you?
Blair: You love Serena, don't you? So. We have something in common. So what do you say we find the bitch and get us some frontier justice.
Serena: I just think that we should ... think, before we get back together.
Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.
Dan: [on phone, walking away] I don't like lying to my girlfriend. Serena has a right to know what's going on.
Isabel: Oh my god, we have to tell Serena.
Nelly: Tell her what? We don't know what he's lying about.
Penelope: Why are you talking? Last I checked you were still on probation.
Dan: I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.
Lily van der Woodsen: Yes, it has been very pleasant. Until now.
I miss that little laugh of yours.
Dan: How do you know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me?
What could be friendlier than taking a mock photo?
Blair: I'll start with Chuck. Pros: he truly has become a good man.
Dan: Cons: he's slept with every woman in New York. It could get a little awkward at dinner parties.
Blair: Sometimes fun. Don't judge.
Who knew there was a sex club behind the White Castle?