Popular Dan Humphrey Quotes
Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.
Dan: So now I just have to make sure the book that chapter comes from never sees the light of day.
Rufus: There's a whole book?
Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What ... was that?
Dan: That was Gossip Girl.
Blair: I'm looking for Chuck. What is this place?
Dan: Ah. He built it for Raina.
Blair: Oh. He's pretty serious about that game.
Dan: I don't... I don't really think it's a game.
Dan: I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.
Lily van der Woodsen: Yes, it has been very pleasant. Until now.
The toilets in Tokyo talk!
Chuck: Before you say anything I'm only calling because I saw Gossip Girl. I wondered if I might be able to offer some assistance.
Dan: Well unless it's a murder-suicide I think I'll pass.
Chuck: So dramatic. You should be a writer.
There's a force larger than us at work here.
Dan: It's a really weird, embarrassing thing for a college guy to be admitting but ... losing Milo broke my heart.
Vanessa: I know. Mine too.
Blair: I had no idea.
Dan: No, I know.
Blair: Nice suit though.
Blair: I've never been so happy for Internet porn! Humphrey, you've done a fine job. Serena and I can take it from here.
Dan: Okay, but you may lose me to CSI: Williamsburg.
I love that picture of you. It's so flattering. And who could resist free gifts in shiny wrappers?