Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

Jenny: Well I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?
Dan: Always look on the bright side.

Chuck: Before you say anything I'm only calling because I saw Gossip Girl. I wondered if I might be able to offer some assistance.
Dan: Well unless it's a murder-suicide I think I'll pass.
Chuck: So dramatic. You should be a writer.

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Serena, some people don't have to choose.

Dan: I'm so sorry about not calling, but there is a reason.
Vanessa: Is it because you've become a hoarder?

Google revenge and you get BlairWaldorf.com.

Dan: Hey, what are you doing up here?
Nate: Meeting Serena. You too?
Dan: Why do I feel like we've been here before.

Dan: Please, please, give me a break with the rich-people-suck thing.
Vanessa: I don't care if you're rich - which you are, by the way - but if you're going to live in that world, be yourself in that world.

Rufus: I don't get it, why would Vanessa steal your story?
Dan: To teach me a lesson. Let's just hope I'm wrong. Which {checks the manuscript} I'm not.

Vanessa: What other possible reason could there be in the God-I-Don't-Believe-In's Universe for Georgina Sparks to be leaving lingerie around your house?
Dan: Meet Milo. He's our son.

(as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him) Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair