Popular Dan Humphrey Quotes
Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.
Dan: That's your plan? Disguises and accents?
Blair: I never said anything about accents ... Can you do any?
[to Olivia] Great movie. You were amazing. And I'm an idiot.
Serena, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a jackass we know.
Blair is the one this story's about. I swear to you, if the story ever sees the light of day, you are not going to be happy.
I read like five self-help blogs on how to turns friends into lovers. Yes, they used that word.
Serena: I'm scared.
Dan: Me too.
Serena: When I step out of here, it's over.
Dan: I think... I think it was already. It just took us this long to realize, and get used to it.
Blair: What are you doing here?
Dan: Hello to you too.
Blair: It's decided.
Blair: Nope. Apparently there are some risks even Chuck Bass isn't willing to take. So. Problem solved.
Serena: You're early.
Dan: Yeah, we need to talk.
Serena: What's up?
Dan: Is your grandmother here? Where is she?
Serena: Oh, yeah. She's in the other room, getting ready with my mom. Why?
Dan: I gotta be honest about something here. I don't think you're grandmother is who you think she is.
Serena: What are you talking about?
Dan: I know she got the whole free-spirit act perfected...
Dan: But I don't think she has your best interests at heart.
Vanessa: Stop. Talking.
Dan: You know I'm not good at that.
Gossip Girl: I guess it's time for me to accept that if you want something badly enough you have to go out and get it yourself.
Dan: Hey, I was wondering what you were doing today.
Blair: Coming to stay with you, actually.
Dan: Uh... okay.
Gossip Girl: Watch out, kids. The end of me just might turn out to be the end of one of you.