There is a difference between truth and fact.

I guess it's just you and me and the duck.

Danny: Sounds like some guys over there beating on her.
Linda: Or she just turned up the volume on Maury Povich.

He just threw a punch and you just happened to walk by at that moment.

Is because encouraging your wife to get plastic surgery while you're running around banging some younger broad would make you look like more of an ass than you already are.

Everyone's entitled to a private life. A secret life? You're on your own.

I personally am not going to convict an 18 year old kid solely on the testimony of one eye witness and without one single piece of physical evidence to support it.

Danny: Why do they call him Tic Tac?
Baez: Because if it looks like a pill he'll swallow it, just like every other drug.

You know you two are worse than my kids.

Your brother might be guilty of something but he's not guilty of murder.

Danny

You've been screwing up since we got started and I'm not letting either one of us get killed because you're too close to this.

Grandma always said a family is held together by its secrets.