Vanna, would you please tell Mr. Tommy Barone what he's won.

But I had Linda on my team last year. That's a handicap or else I would have kicked your ass but you better not tell her I said that.

Another night of sleaze and desperation.

Danny: Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.
Jackie: I use my oven as a dresser.

Great News. Our only witness is a towel.

Look at how fast your hearts pumping. I think you might be our grand prize winner.

It looks a lot more like a date than an accident.

After this week there's not a person at this table who thinks they could ever be too overprotective.

What are we going to do? Are we going to canvas Heaven?

So busy being stupid it's a wonder they can find time to get arrested.

Never date a girl with a gun.

Danny: You've got nothing to feel guilty about.
Frank: What makes you think I feel guilty?
Danny: Because you've got a hero from Ziggy's in that bag with my name on it.