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Blue-bloods

So if you're single and unhappy at work you're a suspect for murder.

Jackie

Danny: So the Dad kills Betsy and lets the son take the fall for it.
Jackie: I believe that. The way the guy was looking at me, he's a predator for sure.

Jackie: This guy's going to miss his maid in Rikers.
Danny: He may end up being somebody's maid in Rikers.

Danny: I swear if I have to look at one more businessman with a wheelie getting off an elevator I'm going to eat my gun.
Jackie: Shoot me first, please. It'd be a mercy killing.

Frank: Be careful. If he's anything like his old man...
Danny: If I'm anything like my old man, he's the one that better be careful.

Danny: The good son, huh?
Kevin: There's one in every Irish family.
Danny: True.

Clerk: We use that for our accounting.
Danny: Well, Best Buy's having a sale. Get yourself a new one.

No, it makes sense. In some dark, gloomy, Russian type of way.

Jackie: It was either St. Anne's tartan plaid or a chastity belt.
Danny: I'm guessing by the age of her daughter it wasn't the chastity belt that she chose

I was getting ready to call in a missing persons on you. No worries. Victim's still dead.

Danny: We just took a statement from a 6'4" transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her Shrink. How could I not be having fun right now? I'm telling you Jack, they can keep Central Park and Times Square. This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a post card.
Jackie: Now there's an untapped market, tranihooker postcards.

Danny: What did you tell her, Mom? That all of us cops are stupid and you're such a genius?
Erin: Yeah, basically.

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Blue Bloods Quotes

You have to remember that I was there for your first crush. Theresa Mancini and she was bossy and opinionated and it's kind of your thing.

Erin

I'm thick headed irish mutt who barged in here without thinking about the consequences or at least that's what my wife told me.

Sgt. Gormley
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