Darryl Van Horne Quotes
Season 1, Episode 7: "Red Ants and Black Widows"
Darryl: Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer.
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Darryl: Your curse Roxie is that you are extraordinary.
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Season 1, Episode 5: "Mooning and Crooning"
Darryl: This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list.
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Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine.
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Darryl: Would you like some of my duck in your mouth?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Darryl: Here's to liquid courage!
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Darryl: The inner animals of our citizenry will be released.
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Darryl: That's one of the really... perplexing things about life, isn't it? Any true pleasure comes with a price. We drink too much, we wake up hung over. We eat too much, we pack on the pounds. You enjoy one moment of lust, and you live a lifetime of guilt. Yeah, what feels good comes with a cost. At the end of the day, it's just a matter of figuring out how much you are willing to pay.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 4: "Fleas and Casserole"
(Roxie measuring Darryl for the sculpture)
Darryl: Oh, I think you are going to need a larger tape.
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Kat: I want that man to feel pain!
Darryl: I must admit it is thrilling to watch you finally getting angry, Kat. And I love cooking up revenge strategies, but... there is a certain breed of people who plays this game better than others.
Kat: Mafia?
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