Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer.

Your curse Roxie is that you are extraordinary.

This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list.

Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine.

Would you like some of my duck in your mouth?

Here's to liquid courage!

The inner animals of our citizenry will be released.

That's one of the really... perplexing things about life, isn't it? Any true pleasure comes with a price. We drink too much, we wake up hung over. We eat too much, we pack on the pounds. You enjoy one moment of lust, and you live a lifetime of guilt. Yeah, what feels good comes with a cost. At the end of the day, it's just a matter of figuring out how much you are willing to pay.

Oh, I think you are going to need a larger tape.

Darryl
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