Eastwick

Eastwick Quotes

Season 1 Episode 7: "Red Ants and Black Widows"

Darryl: Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer.
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Max: (speaking to Joanna) Did you flash him your boobs?!
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Darryl: Your curse Roxie is that you are extraordinary.
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Penny: It's not the spoon that bends - it's only your self.
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Joanna: Getting kidnapped and almost burned to death is the best thing that has happened to me.
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Eleanor: These hospitals are petri dishes of pestilence.
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Joanna: One word Penny - telekinesis.
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Roxie: I'm suppose to follow the signs, but I don't know what that means.
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Joanna: I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers.
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Season 1 Episode 6: "Bonfire and Betrayal"

Bun: Don't you see - we can't change the future. We can't change destiny no matter how hard we try.
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Bun: (talking about Roxie) That girl has too much energy.
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Joanna: I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joanna: If I were a pizza you would be my cheese.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is.
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Penny: Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy.
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Joanna: (tied up and kidnapped) So this is where you've been staying - huh? I saw a Pottery Barn catalog that has the same similiar feel...
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Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon?
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Kat: There is a code, Will. Chicks before sticks.
Will: I thought it was Bros before hoes?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Roxie: (to Darryl) It's like you've stepped out of a 70's porno and into my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "Mooning and Crooning"

Darryl: This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list.
 • Rating: Unrated

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