Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer.

Darryl

(speaking to Joanna) Did you flash him your boobs?!

Max

Your curse Roxie is that you are extraordinary.

Darryl

It's not the spoon that bends - it's only your self.

Penny

Getting kidnapped and almost burned to death is the best thing that has happened to me.

Joanna

These hospitals are petri dishes of pestilence.

Eleanor

One word Penny - telekinesis.

Joanna

I'm suppose to follow the signs, but I don't know what that means.

Roxie

I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers.

Joanna

Don't you see - we can't change the future. We can't change destiny no matter how hard we try.

Bun

(talking about Roxie) That girl has too much energy.

Bun

I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger.

Joanna

Eastwick Quotes

(voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.

Bun

Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?

Roxie