Episode 7: "Red Ants and Black Widows"
Darryl: Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer. [permalink]
Max: (speaking to Joanna) Did you flash him your boobs?! [permalink]
Darryl: Your curse Roxie is that you are extraordinary. [permalink]
Penny: It's not the spoon that bends - it's only your self. [permalink]
Joanna: Getting kidnapped and almost burned to death is the best thing that has happened to me. [permalink]
Eleanor: These hospitals are petri dishes of pestilence. [permalink]
Joanna: One word Penny - telekinesis. [permalink]
Roxie: I'm suppose to follow the signs, but I don't know what that means. [permalink]
Joanna: I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers. [permalink]
Episode 6: "Bonfire and Betrayal"
Bun: Don't you see - we can't change the future. We can't change destiny no matter how hard we try. [permalink]
Bun: (talking about Roxie) That girl has too much energy. [permalink]
Joanna: I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger. [permalink]
Joanna: If I were a pizza you would be my cheese. [permalink]
Penny: You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is. [permalink]
Penny: Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy. [permalink]
Joanna: (tied up and kidnapped) So this is where you've been staying - huh? I saw a Pottery Barn catalog that has the same similiar feel... [permalink]
Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon? [permalink]
Kat: There is a code, Will. Chicks before sticks.
Will: I thought it was Bros before hoes? [permalink]
Roxie: (to Darryl) It's like you've stepped out of a 70's porno and into my life. [permalink]
Episode 5: "Mooning and Crooning"
Darryl: This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list. [permalink]
Total Eastwick Quotes: 79
