Abby: So Mellie Grant's run for Senate is legal because of misogyny. In this instance misogyny is our friend. Is that what you're saying?
David: No. No, I'm saying something less controversial and something less likely to get me stoned to death by my feminist sisters.

[to Olivia] If you find out that Foxtail means, say 'assassinate David Rosen', I'd really appreciate a heads up.

David: You can't threaten me like that.
Cyrus: Actually, I can. You see, when you know someone's pressure point, you can make them do just about anything.

Your voice is calm, measured. You're complimenting me. Is this some new, genius way of putting the screws to me?

You should never apologize for being you.

You want to celebrate Susan's poll numbers by having sex with the man she's in love with?

What does the dark lord master Cyrus Beene want in return for this?