Jane: Shaggy and Scooby would be so proud.
Korsak: After you, Velma.
Jane: She's Velma. I'm Daphne, obviously. Maura back me up on this.

Criminals are generally very, very, stupid.

You never know who's going to be a good parent until it's time for them to do the job.

Can't a man upgrade his look without a woman being involved?

Vince: Even I have a Facebook page.
Barry: With three friends.

Three wives and not one of them ever looked at me the way my dogs do. They think I'm the greatest man who ever lived.

I'm a simple guy. I don't care why. I just want to stop them.

Korsak: I've got to check on Kojak. She had puppies.
Frost: Kojak had a sex change?

That lady's as squeamish as Frost.

If I know Hop-a-long, she'll be taking the stairs.

Korsak: Hey an 8-track player and a Flowbie. I always wanted want of them.
Frost: Next birthday. On me.

Maura: He can't get away with this.
Korsak: I would have said that yesterday. I'm not so sure about today.