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Dexter

We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.

Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.

Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

Even I'm disturbed by this.

Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!

Trinity: This is my home. I can be myself here.
Dexter: You make it sound so easy.

Rita: A bread maker?
Dexter: We're always running out of bread.
Rita: We're always running out of milk, too. Did you get me a cow, too?

Rita: When he does talk to me, it's all lies, all the time.
Dexter: Not... all the time.

Dexter: How do you know so much about hammers?
Vince: Not a tool I haven't played with, my friend.

Camouflage is nature's craftiest trick.

Trinity is a husband... a father. He's... like me.

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Dexter Quotes

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me. People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not. Brother, friend, boyfriend - All part of my costume collection. Some people might call me a fraud. Let's see if it will fit. I prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise.

Dexter Morgan

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan
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