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Dexter

Trinity: Confession is good for the soul.
Dexter: All the more proof I have no soul.

Scheduling my activities around her Downward Facing Dog could prove challenging.

I really do need to stab something.

We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.

Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.

Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

Even I'm disturbed by this.

Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!

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