Favorite Dixon Wilson Quotes
Dixon [to Teddy]: Aren't you supposed to be Roger Federer or something?
Teddy: More like Nadal.
Liam: Just so you know, I didn't sleep with your sister.
Dixon: I don't wanna talk about Annie. Me and her, we're like two different people.
Navid: Girls never say what they mean.
Dixon: Yeah. They're not dudes. We're very straighforward.
Dixon: I was never really myself around you.
Silver: Then it's a good thing we broke up.
Dixon: What about Silver?
Navid: Obviously, we need to kill Silver.
Porn is how I make my money. I'm pretty ashamed to even be associated with the industry.
Dixon: This whole relationship can't take place in your apartment.
Sasha: I would go to your place, but you live with your parents. And I'm not sneaking in your apartment, Kate Homes-style.
I'm supposed to go on with my life like nothing happened?
Navid: I'm a tater tot man myself.
Dixon: Dude, you can't say "tater tot" and "man" in the same sentence.
Debbie: I didn't want you to get your heart broken and not trust women.
Dixon: Now I know one woman I can't trust.
Harry: I know you're upset with your mom.
Dixon: Whatever. It's not like she's my real mom.
Annie: Your girlfriend faked a miscarriage. Sounds like a real winner.
Dixon: Go to Hell.
