Annie: Oh my God, will you look at this place? It's like the Oscars and everyone is Scarlet Johansson.
Dixon [checking out some tail]: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.

When I'm on the field, when he talks to me after the game, it's like something we have together... like we're really father and son.

Dixon: This place definitely doesn't suck.
Annie: Welcome to California.

My own dad is [cock] blocking me.

Dixon: You do not have your own bowling ball!
Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.

I didn't grow up in the Cosby family.

You know girls in Beverly Hills... I wanna roll in style.

I'm a black kid, living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.

Guys aren't like girls. We don't hold grudges. Life's too short.

I kinda like when you're bossy like that.

Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.


I'm very possessive when it comes to balls.


Liam, get over yourself... cuz I did.