Annie: Oh my God, will you look at this place? It's like the Oscars and everyone is Scarlet Johansson.
Dixon [checking out some tail]: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.

When I'm on the field, when he talks to me after the game, it's like something we have together... like we're really father and son.

Dixon: This place definitely doesn't suck.
Annie: Welcome to California.

My own dad is [cock] blocking me.

Dixon: You do not have your own bowling ball!
Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.

I didn't grow up in the Cosby family.

You know girls in Beverly Hills... I wanna roll in style.

Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.

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