Dot Com Quotes
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell"
Dot Com: You just bought Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's bones, and he's not even dead!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"
Dot Com: You think we don't want him back? Do you know how much our cobra payments are? And he's the only one who knows the combination to the candy safe.
Grizz: The worst part is being able to see the candy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 17: "Queen of Jordan"
Dot Com: You were a switch hitter?
Jack: Switch hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 15: "It's Never Too Late for Now"
Dot Com: You had to sign your crime didn't you?
Grizz: You're the one who gave me those Monk DVDs.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "When It Rains, It Pours"
Dot Com: Also we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...
Tracy: ... and my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Well, I'm embarrassed to say I've missed the birth of both of my sons... for very legitimate reasons.
Dot Com: Cooking a French bread pizza and forgot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"
Dot Com: Perhaps one day we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "The Collection"
Dot Com: We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 15: "Hard Ball"
Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?
• Rating: Unrated
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