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Do you doubt my ability to make forensics fun?

This is usually when Jane says get to the point before she's overcome with the urge to strangle me with her bare hands.

That person isn't going to be any less dead if I wait just for a little bit.

Frankie: Not the type of guy you want to bring home to mother.
Maura: Not ever his mother.

Jane: I just don't want you to…
Maura: I know, screw up a relationship with the first guy I like who doesn't want to kill me.
Jane: Yes.

The guy who said that he really wanted my body, he meant it literally because he was a serial killer who made sculptures out of dead women's bodies.

Maura: And when I look at him I picture us having sex, if you get my drift?
Jane: It'd be impossible not to.

ane: French women don't obsess over the occasional glass of wine while they're pregnant.
Maura: French women don't shave their underarms.

Maura: You know what's in here?
Jane: Yummy goodness.

Don't let her use the Latin on you.

Maura: How about depression?
Jane: Only since you started asking me all of these questions.

Jane: Did the autopsy smell follow you in here?
Maura: No, but your hormones did.

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