Favorite Dr. Maura Isles Quotes
Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.
You also said that conceiving me was the biggest mistake of your life.
Jane: Maura, what are you doing?
Maura: Looking for the oblivion of sleep.
Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.
Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.
Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.
Eighteenth century beer sucks.
Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?
Why can't we dress like call girls? They look so cute.
Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.
Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.
May I have one of your hairs with the root ball attached, please?
