I'd love bunny pancakes.

Maura: I just wish I knew what was causing that pain.
Jane: Again, I'm going with a 40 caliber bullet.

Maura: Chimpanzees do that.
Jane: Do what?
Maura: Grab their crotches. It's a sign of aggression.

Maura: It is so clean in here you could eat off the tables.
Jane: Let's not.

On average police officers only live two to five years after retirement.

Maura: He's a remarkable sous chef.
Tommy: I didn't even know what that meant until this afternoon.

He has remarkable musculature. He must not eat his cakes.

Studies show that men with great earnings potential are still the most desirable mates.

Jane: A hot air balloon ride?
Maura: Well, it's a rather unfortunate coincidence that I found a balloon full of teeth today but this is completely different.

Maura: Society is slow to change even though 53% of women are the main bread winners in their household.
Frost: Why don't I have one of those chicks in my household?

Maura: It wouldn't hurt you to be charitable.
Jane: I spent $8 on the beer.

Jane: What are you doing here?
Maura: Everything I can before Popov shows up pickled.