Dr. Zoidberg Quotes
Season 9, Episode 13: "Naturama"
Hermes: Jumpin' is for suckers. Oh ho, I'm good. Who wants a piece of me?
Zoidberg: I'll try a bite!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 12: "31st Century Fox"
Amy: Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in!
Zoidberg: And boy does it wick away moisture! Gallons and gallons of it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 11: "Viva Mars Vegas"
Zoidberg: Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zoidberg: Uh, God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but [large bag of money lands in front of him] - alright, alright, I'll shut up!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zoidberg: Ah yes, better. A lonely weekend in my dumpster with a jar of pennies and tears.
Amy: Sounds good. See you Monday!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zoidberg: Look out, penny slots, I've got a system! It's to put all my money in you! Hahahahaha!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 10: "Near Death Wish"
Zoidberg: I'm Dr. Zoidberg I'm very important.
Leela: Hey Zoidberg you forgot to empty this trash can!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 9: "Free Will Hunting"
Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool!
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 7: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
Zoidberg: Welcome back old friend, I missed you terribly!
Hermes: You do everything terribly! And I'm not your friend!
Zoidberg: Hahahaha! Good old Hermes! When he stops insulting, that's when I worry!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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