Eddie Walzer Quotes
Season 3, Episode 9: "Have You Met Miss Jones?"
Coop: We have the same favorite book.
Eddie: I hate to kill the vibe. But lots of people like The Kite Runner.
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Season 3, Episode 1: "Game On"
Eddie [to Coop]: Jackie is married, you stupid f**king goat.
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Season 2, Episode 10: "Sleeping Dogs"
Akalitus: Welcome back to All Saints.
Eddie: I'm gonna rock this s**t.
Akalitus: I wish you wouldn't.
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Season 2, Episode 9: "P.O. Box"
Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend.
Eddie: She's not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.
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Season 2, Episode 8: "Monkey Bits"
Coop: You're right up her alley.
Eddie: Newsflash: I'm up a lot of girls' alleys.
Coop: Did that come out wrong?
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Season 2, Episode 6: "Bleeding"
Jackie: I am here because I like you. Not because you have drugs.
Eddie: You like me, huh?
Jackie: What do you want me to say, Eddie?
Eddie: What do you think?
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Jackie: I love this place, always remembers how I like my coffee.
Eddie: Yes, it remembers all things related to her.
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Season 2, Episode 4: "Apple Bong"
Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.
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Season 2, Episode 3: "Candyland"
Fitch: I'm on the list of the top 25 doctors in all of Mahattan.
Eddie: I don't know what to say about that.
Fitch: I know, right?!?
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Season 1, Episode 12: "Health Care And Cinema"
Eddie: I'm seeing someone, but she's married... with two kids.
Kevin: Sounds like a rough road.
Eddie: You have no idea.
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