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How long have you been at this? You seem kinda new.

I wasn't pissing on the fence for kicks.

Nick: Did you really smell him?
Eddy: Dude, you have no idea!

Nick: Don't you need silver bullets?
Eddy: What are you an idiot?

[Pulls a man's arm out of its socket] Okay that went a little too far.


Who wales anymore?


Oh right, her again, Aunt Marie, right? Yeah, I couldn't sleep the last two nights thinking old Aunt Marie was gonna cut off my head and stick it on a lamppost...That's how my great Grandma ended up you know.


What am I? Your personal Grimm-apedia?


Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

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