Nick: I'm going back out there, and I want you to come with me.
Eddie: How did I know you were gonna say that?
Nick: Munroe, if she is something like you I cannot risk someone else's life taking them out there.
Eddie: Apparently you're willing to risk mine.

Nick: Wait a minute, you're telling me that Santa Claus is...
Eddie: Well, think about it. I mean who else could live up there?

Dad, I swear to God I'm doing the right thing.

Eddie

Um, okay, he said somewhat tenuously.

Eddie

That is a recipe for dessert.

Eddie

Nick: So what's your favorite color?
Eddie: Red.
Nick: I feel so much closer to you now.

What's my favorite color?

Eddie

Dude, join the misunderstood.

Eddie

You're gonna have to dig deep within yourself and, like, pull up the history of your ancestors, and I mean all of them man, to bring it.

Wait a minute...what kind of meat has a tattoo?

This is like the Smithsonian of Grimology.

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank