Elena: What is she doing here?
Damon: When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the b!tch from the tomb.

How do we tell someone what we know? How does someone hear that?

It's gonna be a girls' night. Maybe Katherine can join us.

Elena: I don't need your help and I don't want it.
Katherine: That's incredibly stupid of you.

Elena: He described you as a monster.
Stefan: That's what I was.

Elena: It sounds like you were a monster.
Stefan: I was.

Right. I forgot I was speaking to a psychotic mind that snaps and kills people impulsively.

Elena: You touch her and I swear I'll never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely overestimating yourself.

Stefan Salvatore, I hereby invite you into this home.

Stefan: How was the slumber party?
Elena: Fine. Good. Well-needed. When can me and you have one?

Stefan: You're staring.
Elena: I'm gazing.
Stefan: It's creepy.
Elena: It's romantic.

Elena: Who's my father?
Isobel: Not important. He was a teenage waste of space.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.