Stefan: I'm starving.
Elena: Spending a day with your jealous ex will do that.

Friends don't manipulate friends. They help each other.

Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.

[to Bonnie] This isn't us.

I'm human. I have to do human stuff. Otherwise, I'm going to go crazy.

Elena: It's not going to get any easier, is it?
Stefan: No. It's not.

He doesn't want to feel, he wants to be hated. It's just easier that way. He got his wish. I hate him, Stefan.

Elena: You scared me.
Damon: Just doing my part in the neighborhood watch.

Elena: What happened?
Damon: Katherine happened.

Jeremy: I don't need a babysitter.
Elena: Yes, you do.

He kissed Katherine, not me. I wouldn't do that.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.