Favorite Eli Stone Quotes
Dr. Chen: You could let go. No one blames you, Eli. No one's angry. They're sad and they'll hurt. They'll hurt for a long time but the world will go on without you, Eli. The world doesn't need Eli Stone unless...
Eli: Unless? I have...
Dr. Chen: You could say it Eli, it's okay. I'm sure it's nice for Him to hear.
Eli: (choked up) I have more to do? I have more to do!
Dr. Chen: (smiling) I think so, too.
Eli: (Referring to the George Michaels' song that only he can hear) It's coming from the living room.
Taylor: I'm glad something's coming.
Eli: I know this is a strange question.
Patti: Like you ask any other kind.
Eli: There was a voice this time. Pretty sure it was my dead father.
Dr. Chen: Hm. Dead parent. Different needle.
Tow Truck Driver: Ipso facto, car goes back-o.
Eli: You're not using "ipso facto" correctly.
Tow Truck Driver: Not helping your case.
Eli: Mr. McCann, my associate Maggie Dekker.
Maggie: Pleased to meet you, Coma Guy... Mr. Coma Guy... McCann, Mr. McCann.
Eli: Don't mind her, she has Tourette's.
Dr. Chen: (in Chinese accent) You always show up, no appointment! Dr. Chen not Jiffy Lube! Come back Friday.
Eli: I went to the doctor, the real kind. You wouldn't, uh, happen to have any needles for an inoperable brain aneurysm I inherited from my alcoholic father who I wrongly hated for 20 years?
Dr. Chen: (Chinese accent completely gone) Oh wow, that totally blows, bro.
Maggie: Okay, so, we know he owns a surf shack, right. Ah so maybe we can narrow down the candidates by posing as surf journalists, then...
Eli: Town's about a block long Veronica Mars.
Maggie: If you're so smart you find it.
Eli: I looked for a "Thanks for convincing your father to represent me at my disbarment hearing" card, but I couldn't find one.
Taylor: Did you look next to the "Sorry I called off our wedding because of the guy from Wham" display?
Eli: Two months ago, I cared about winning my cases. But now I care about helping my clients.
Ms. Raines: And how much help can you be to them if you die in the middle of their case?
Eli: Well probably not that much...
Holly: You really have a way with women.
Eli: I'm not sure how it happened, but I think my having an aneurysm pisses her off.
Lenore: So, his father and I went outside to find Eli naked covered in feathers and chocolate syrup.
Eli: Thanks, Mom. [to Nathan] And thank you, too.
Nathan: Come on, I was ten. Just be glad I couldn't find tar.
