I always knew you would win an Oscar someday, but I never knew it would be for acting. Bravo!

No reason to get your jockstrap in a knot.

What would a boy do without his balls?

Lauren: What are you doing?
Ella: I was gonna ask you the same thing, Pretty Woman.

No more putting that crap up your nose. Otherwise, your gonna have a powder lunch with River Phoenix.

Gossip may be my bread and butter at work. But, off duty, I can actually keep a secret.

Lauren: My dad sent me that money for school.
Ella: Who's your dad? Tony Soprano?

Selling out? Weren't you the one who traded in the refugee camps for a 12-page spread in Vogue? Maybe Riley wasn't the only one out there posing today.

Models are like jeans. You just need to break her in a little bit.

Riley: But I've never done any modeling ...
Ella: THAT is exactly why Anton wants you.

True friends are hard to find and I'm lucky to say I live in a building full of them.

I... went home and molested my roommate, David Breck. It's okay. He's over 18.

Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.

Violet

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?