Tuesdays 8:00 PM on FOX
Glee

Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
Emma: 'So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.'

Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!

Emma: Um, Sue, I feel really scared. I feel really overwhelmed. I feel like I can't think straight. I'm just really, really worried that this isn't going to work.
Sue: Well, of course it isn't going to work. You're a weird bird lady with a hollow pelvis and OCD. And Will Schuester is a weepy man-child whose greatest joy in life is singing with children. And his best friend? 19.

[to Finn] Will keeps suggesting Costa Rica, but us gingers can't be that close to the equator.

[to Will] I would rather be here, far from you, but feeling really close, rather than close to you but feeling really far away.

Will: I'm officially on the Blue Ribbon panel to improve arts education.
Emma: Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Mr. Schuester goes to Washington!

I have OCD. I throw awat a broom after I've used it once, and you think I'm gonna get married at a campground?

Champagne on a Tuesday? You've gone all Hunter S. Thompson.

Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?

Displaying quotes 1 - 9 of 49 in total