Emma Pillsbury Quotes
Season 3, Episode 17: "Dance With Somebody"
Emma: I have OCD. I throw awat a broom after I've used it once, and you think I'm gonna get married at a campground?
• Rating: Unrated
Emma: Champagne on a Tuesday? You've gone all Hunter S. Thompson.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Spanish Teacher"
Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Asian F"
Emma: I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst. Works every time.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Emma: Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "The Purple Piano Project"
Emma: So this is what being turned on feels like.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Emma: Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: Guess who woke up before I did.
Emma: I haven't brushed yet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Funeral"
Emma: Wow Will, that's a lot of vests.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "Born This Way"
Emma: I have so much more free time now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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