I'm so proud of you, Will. It has been quite a journey to get to this place and you've made it the whole way without losing your integrity. Except for those days when you were rapping.

Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
Emma: 'So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.'

Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!

Emma: Um, Sue, I feel really scared. I feel really overwhelmed. I feel like I can't think straight. I'm just really, really worried that this isn't going to work.
Sue: Well, of course it isn't going to work. You're a weird bird lady with a hollow pelvis and OCD. And Will Schuester is a weepy man-child whose greatest joy in life is singing with children. And his best friend? 19.

[to Finn] Will keeps suggesting Costa Rica, but us gingers can't be that close to the equator.

[to Will] I would rather be here, far from you, but feeling really close, rather than close to you but feeling really far away.

Will: I'm officially on the Blue Ribbon panel to improve arts education.
Emma: Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Mr. Schuester goes to Washington!

I have OCD. I throw awat a broom after I've used it once, and you think I'm gonna get married at a campground?

Champagne on a Tuesday? You've gone all Hunter S. Thompson.

Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?

I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst. Works every time.

Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.