True Blood
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Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.
You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?
I got your rug all wet.
If you plan in rescuing a vampire during daylight, I have seriously overestimated your intelligence.
Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
Let's go, RuPaul.
Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.
Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.
Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.
I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.
Eric: I texted you three times... Why didn't you reply?
Bill: I hate using the number keys to type... what are you listening to?
Eric: From my younger days. It's really quite beautiful if you know old Swedish. I have a favor to ask of you.
Bill: A favor or an order?
Eric: Depends on how you look at it... Honestly, did you think you could keep her to your self?
