Favorite Erin Silver Quotes
Silver: I need you to do one thing for me.
Dixon: I know. I'll never lie to you again.
Silver: No, not that. Introduce me to Denzel!
Silver: You did get one thing right, Jackie: you were a terrible mother.
School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.
Dixon: Want to get some lunch?
Silver: Yes. But first I'm just finishing up a piece on my creepy custodian guy. You know, the one with the lazy eye? I'm fairly certain he was checking out my ass this morning. But then again, maybe he was just tired.
Maybe you should drive into a tree.
Silver [to Annie]
Silver: You're not like the other teachers.
Ryan: Maybe that was the problem.
Silver: What's an after school special?
Annie: Google it.
Silver: How hard can it be? Look: lights on, lights off. Done.
You can call me Erin, but I won't respond.
English accents always make people sound older.
Dixon: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Silver: I've never been more ready for anything in my life.
Annie: We're gonna take that car for a ride today.
Silver: Hopefully before I get strangled by my own boobs.
