Favorite Ethan Ward Quotes
Ethan: Gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?
Naomi: Gonna be staring at fake boobs all night?
You know how they say no man is an island? I think every man is an island.
Why are you out here, talking to me? Instead of inside, talking to your boyfriend?
Ty: I like the way you enunciate, Ethan.
Ethan: Thank you, Ty. I like the way you wear your jeans just one size too small.
Annie, things haven't been good. We haven't been happy.
I'll stay, as long as you're okay with the occasional 'this is such a lame chick flick' comment.
Ethan: Hey, girlfriend?
Annie: Yes, boyfriend?
Rhonda: Where's Annie?
Ethan: Don't know. Don't care.
You can not have sex with Ty Collins.
Ethan: Wouldn't you rather save yourself for someone who cares about you?
Annie: I tried that. Didn't work out.
We're talking about me, and then all of a sudden it's about you.
Five minutes on stage, in front of people... I'd start sweating more than I do in an entire lacrosse game.