Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.

I have no idea what's going on in this script, and it's not in a cool Inception kind of way.

Finn: Who am I? I barely even graduated high school and my life has absolutely no direction.
Rachel: Don't you get it? No matter how rich, or famous, or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. You are my first love. And I want more than anything for you to be my last. But I can't do this anymore. At least not now. We're done.

Her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'd still like to touch them.

Rachel: I wanna get married. Now.
Finn: I have Gym.

I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.

How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt