Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.

I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.

Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!

Finn: I don't need to hide behind my muscles.
Sam: Awesome. I think. Are you insulting me?

Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.

When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt