I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.

Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

If we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?

I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

I am a leader. It's who I am. It's who I wanna be.

The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.

I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.

I'm not afraid of being called a loser. Because that's what I am.

Glee Quotes

You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor