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Michael: Jesse is investigating the same people we are. They nearly killed everyone at this table. I say we hear him out.
Fiona: Sure, get a guy fired, ruin his life. I'd say you owe him a Mojito and a friendly shoulder to cry on at the very least.

Move over, you are on my C4.

Fiona: Someone is getting a little flirty for his own good.
Michael: Fi, I am trying to snatch Kendra off the street and tie her to a chair.
Fiona: You're not helping your cause.
Michael: This is just a harmless case of cat and mouse between me and a professional killer.

Fiona: I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Michael: She threatened to kill me.
Fiona: I can do that.

Sure you don't want to tag team this one? I am great at getting what I want from firemen.

Less talking, more stealing.

Michael Weston, if you knew you wanted me perimeter duty, why did you let me wear my new party shoes?

This was my idea. I should have gotten to hit him!

Paul: They use to call it Karate, but I think they have a new word for it now.
Fiona: Foreplay.
Paul: Heellllooo.

Chuck: Charles Finlay had a shotgun wedding for the sake of his cover. That's Charlotte, the ol' ball-n-chain.

Fiona: Call me that again and we will have a shotgun divorce.

Trunk full guns and I can't find anything that fits in my clutch.

Michael: (Carefully opens the birthday gift box from Fiona) It's a bayonet.
Fiona: Used during the first world war for close fighting.
Michael: Fi, thanks.
Fiona: Well, someone once told me that caring for you is like trench warfare. (Michael casts a narrow glance at the kitchen where his mother is) So I thought you should arm yourself.

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Burn Notice Quotes

[rolls out from under truck] Don't try that at home.

Fiona

Mr. Schmidt, there are at least a half a dozen things in here I could use to blow you into little bitty pieces. I would use the dust to powder my nose.

Fiona

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