Gary: DCIS, we ask the questions.
Cop: Where'd you get that?
Gary: I told you we ask the questions, respect the badge.

Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run.
Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to run after you ate.
Rachel: Please Gary.
Gary: It's a medical fact!

The cab driver deserves a big tip.

Follow the bug! Follow the bug! Back it up. Back it up.

Rachel, I always say what's on my mind and you should learn from me.

I like hummus, it's all one color and it's soft.

Duck and cover Bill.

I know I'm amazing.

Bill doesn't like being in jail, he likes putting people in jail. Two different things.

You're a signal bully it sucks.

You know America still makes a lot of cars, like that one, but that's terrible parking.

And one time he pushed me over instead of me taking a bullet.

Alphas Quotes

If I fix it, I can get to drive the car.

Gary

Take this ticket and eat it. Take the carbon copy too.

Nina