You're drinking pills.

Bill: Who's manning the fort?
Gary: It's not a fort Bill; it's a bad metaphor. Forts have round things and cannons.

Mom, I'm at the office, and I'm fine; I don't have a chip in my head anymore. Bye.

His phone's at the office and it's broke, but he has the extended warranty so it's okay.

Gary: No, that's what he is: a jerkass. It's good he fears me now.

Dr. Rosen, I'm slamming my door!

My inside voice is too quiet.

It's okay to laugh because he didn't die.

Yeah, I'm a professional.

That shouldn't be happening.

Are you haunting me?

We're not sick. We're here on official business so you have to respect the badge.

Alphas Quotes

If I fix it, I can get to drive the car.

Gary

Take this ticket and eat it. Take the carbon copy too.

Nina