George Sr. Quotes
Season 3, Episode 13: "Development Arrested"
Michael: Where is Gob?
George Sr.: Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives.
Buster: He doesn't live at Michael's?
Tobias: I've always pictured him in a lighthouse.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 11: "Family Ties"
(Lucille's necklace has just stuck to the magnet)
Lucille: That's not a real gold necklace, is it?
George, Sr.: Well, it wasn't really your 50th birthday.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Fakin' It"
George Sr.: He, she. What's the difference?
Tobias: Hear hear! In the dark, it's all the same.
• Rating: Unrated
George Sr.: Who's on the list? Any blabbers?
Michael: Well, they've got one guy who won't be talking. That is unless there's a hand inside of him.
Tobias: Oh, please, Michael. Even then, I wouldn't say anything.
• Rating: Unrated
George Sr.: Why can't you be more like Buster? He put himself in a coma to protect this family.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "S.O.B.s"
Michael: It's just hard to accept that it's really come to begging.
George: Sometimes, it's the only way to stay in the game.
Narrator: Please tell your friends about this show!
• Rating: Unrated
George: Well, I don't think the Home Builder's Organization is gonna be supporting us.
Michael: Yeah, the HBO is not gonna want us. What are we gonna do now?
Oscar: Well, I think it's Showtime.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 7: "Prison Break-In"
Lucille: You can smuggle yourself out because I'm staying in the conjugal trailer with Warden Gentles.
George, Sr.: Him?
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: You're planning an escape.
George Sr.: How dare you? I oughta shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night, mister.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "The Ocean Walker"
Michael: I am getting married.
George Sr.: Who the hell to?
Michael: Who do you think? Rita.
Lucille: Her?
• Rating: Unrated
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