Gloria Akalitus Quotes
Season 4, Episode 2: "Disneyland Sucks"
Gloria: We're having a baby! How's Disneyland?
Jackie: Disneyland sucks.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 2: "Enough Rope"
Akalitus: I know Michelle Obama.
Father: Excuse Me?
Akalitus: You heard me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Sleeping Dogs"
Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little f**ker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Akalitus: No lunch for Thor today. He has to drop all that weight.
Thor: I can hear you.
Akalitus: Still gotta lose all that weight!
• Rating: Unrated
Akalitus: Someone may be dying
Coop: The nurses will keep him alive until I get there. That's their job.
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Akalitus: Welcome back to All Saints.
Eddie: I'm gonna rock this s**t.
Akalitus: I wish you wouldn't.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 8: "Monkey Bits"
Akalitus: Zoey Barkow, you want the shift?
Zoey: I'm so flattered.
Akalitus: Don't be here. You just got here first.
Zoey: I'm still flattered.
• Rating: Unrated
Akalitus: I'm assessing your performances. And I'm not doing it in private.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 7: "Silly String"
Akalitus: You know, Dr. O'Hara is from Britain.
O'Hara: Yes, I'm from the whole of Britain.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 5: "Caregiver"
Coop: The whole good looking thing? More of a curse than a blessing.
Akalitus: I can't even imagine.
• Rating: Unrated
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