Arrested Development

Gob Bluth Quotes (Page 2)

Lindsay: They teach self-expression and getting in touch with feelings, Michael. I mean, I know you don't have any.
Gob: The boy who couldn't cry.
Buster: He's a robot! (Buster's prosthetic hand falls off)
Lindsay: Michael can cry. He just doesn't want to rust.
Tobias: Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michael: Gob, pal, how about you? Can you find some work?
Gob: Oh, sure, Michael. As what, a waiter? Can I get you something, madam?
Lucille: I will have a vodka, though.
(Lucille and Gob laugh)
Gob: What? Oh.
Michael: You know, if you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your life, you'd know that there's no indignity in it.
Gob: Great. She'll have a vodka.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.
Mrs. Van Skoyk: Oh, Gob ... you could charm the black off a telegram boy.
Narrator: Ok, we should tell you right now. She is the one who dies!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You just thought you'd put the stand right here?
Gob: Did the research. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold here on this boardwalk than anywhere in The O.C.?
Michael: Don't call it that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gob: Attention, everyone! Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? I give you Barbara and Dee! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: I've got this Christian girlfriend now, and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son, and I'm trying to get her to renounce god and **** me and I just want to ... prove to her that I'm worth it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(While hugging)
Gob: If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird.
Michael: I know.
(Michael sees the bird still on the counter)
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Gob: It's okay, son. We'll figure it out. When we do, we'll have the last laugh. We'll be the laughing stock of the boardwalk.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Gob: Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand?
 • Rating: Unrated

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