Gob Bluth Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 5: "Mr. F"
Bob: Somebody tipped them off that the property wasn't ready for building
Lucille:Which it would have been if Michael wasn't so busy with his English muffin.
Gob: Typical.
Buster: Delicious.
Lucille: I need a drink.
Buster: I'll take an English muffin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic, Gob.
Buster/Larry: No, I'm not, mother. I mean, lover. I like making love to mother ... I mean, lover.
Gob: Oh, my god, Buster. Is that you?
Buster/Larry: ... Yes.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Notapusy"
Michael: (about Steve Holt) Your son?
Gob: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: I'm not going to lie to your son.
Gob: Come on! I lie to yours all the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gob: I think we all feel that way about our mothers. And we all have legs.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gob: I'm gonna be busy this weekend being a Judge Pageant.
Narrator: Gob has been a Judge Pageant for years.
Gob: Can you believe what it does to your sex life?
Michael: I don't wanna hear it.
Gob: I don't wanna say it. First place, chick's hot, but has an attitude: doesn't date magicians. Second place, is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a geologist. But third of all, although a little bit plain, her super low self-esteem. So I step in and lay her 'crown' upon my sweet 'head'.
Michael: Have I missed this euphemism?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 3: "Forget-Me-Now"
Tobias: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
Lucille: Those are illegal!
Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lucille: What the hell did you do?
Buster: You curious, Mom? I can show you. (shows his fake hand)
Lucille: You made a mistake. You're human.. except for the hand.
Gob: It's okay, she's alive. And soft. Soft and alive. (caressing Rita's hand)
Lucille: All right, let's not add that to the charges.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gob: Buster knocked her out; I only gave her the roofie!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "For British Eyes Only"
Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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