Haley: Why won't we just try to let go of all the pain on this trip and really focus on the good things in our lives. Okay, who's with me?
Peyton: Hooray for that.
Brooke: Definitely.
Haley: Okay Luke? Lucas... Lucas?
Lucas: Yeah... sure.

Haley: Okay Brooke, freshman year... Lance Bass? Really?
Brooke: He was cute, okay?

Haley: Okay, Karen and I made sandwiches and I got chips and drinks and we're all set.
Skills: I brought red vines, you can't have a road trip without red vines.
Lucas: I brought some old yearbooks, thought it might give us a laugh. What'd you bring Nate?
Nathan: I brought Haley, who brought the food. Brooke?
Brooke: I brought my hot body and Rachel's Denali. She might have left but at least we got her car.
Haley: You sure it's not stolen? Oh, wait that's only calculus exams.
Nathan: My girl's not a big Rachel fan. Peyton, what did you bring?
Peyton: Road mix.

Haley: You know after everything we've been through in the past year your mom taking us to prom feels pretty good.
Nathan: Kinda like we're kids again.
Haley: Yeah, like you know maybe tonight we don't have to be married and pregnant. We can just be teenagers.
Nathan: Well, in that case what's your curfew.

Haley: How am I supposed to compete with all the girls that you've been with?
Nathan: You don't have to compete with all the girls.
Haley: All the girls?! How many girls have you slept with? Fabio!

Haley: (throws drink in Rachel's face, then backhands her) That is for getting me fired. And that is for trying to sleep with my husband.
Rachel: Bitch, you're lucky you're pregnant!
Haley: Honey, YOU'RE lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!
Skills: Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave.

Haley: How did you do it?
Rachel: Do what?
Haley: Don't play dumb ass with me girlie you stole those test, and I wanna know how you did it. Did you steal my keys while I was in the hospital. Yeah I bet you did, didn't you. You know I could have spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it, but now I'm not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.
Rachel: Whatever.

Nathan: Haley! I heard you were fighting Rachel. You punched her?
Haley: It was more of a bitch slap.

Haley: Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?
Chase: She was holding court in the living room.
Haley: Clothed or unclothed?
Brooke: Clothed, but it was about 10 minutes ago, so you never know.

Why is it that it's so much easier to forgive a stranger than someone you love?

Haley

Lucas: Can I talk to you? (kisses her)
Peyton: I'm liking this conversation.

Lucas: How is my little nephew?
Haley: Fine, how's his uncle's heart?
Lucas: Oh, it's fine.
Peyton: How are you feeling, Haley?
Lucas: Hales, you know my girlfriend Peyton, right?
Peyton: Oh, God.
Haley: What? Since when?
Lucas: Since now, I hope! I'll let you know.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.