Haley: I loved spelling bees when I was your age.
Jamie: Yeah, Dad said you were a nerd.

Brooke: I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
Haley: I'm thankful I got to watch you chug wine out of a bottle.

Jamie: I am thankful for my baby brother.
Haley: Or sister.
Jamie: Whatever.

Erin: Are you sure you're qualified to work at a crisis center?
Haley: I don't know about qualified, but I've definitely been there.

My life is good. My son, on the other hand, is wearing headgear.

As long as you pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!

Erin: Did you really like my music? Or did you just not want a suicide on your hands?
Haley: I really liked it.

Mrs. Baker: What kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain.
Brooke: Mine.
Haley: Mine either...I wish it did, though.

Nathan: Now that basketball is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.

Last time basketball left your dad, and this time he's leaving basketball.

Julian: I picked out the flowers by the way.
Haley: You did? I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Gee, you did a beautiful job.
Julian: I mean I was hoping for calla lilies but I had to settle for regular lilies. I think the snap dragons really compliment them. In my mind they really make the arrangement.

Nathan: I'm not strong enough Haley.
Haley: Yes you are. And when you're not, you have me.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.