Wu [about Renard]: Did he just say, 'work through our differences'?
Hank: I know a couple of ways we could do that...

I can fry water!

Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!

Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!

Wu: Oh, so you guys saved my ass.
Hank: That's why I ate the chocolate, and he kept the flowers!

Hank: Our bodies were run over.
Monroe: Well, I guess that's a sacrifice you have to make when you don't have a cliff.

We also have a tradition -- you have the right to remain silent!

Monroe [about Renard]: So, what do we think? Are we *voting* for him?
Hank: Well, the devil you know...

Hank: But the Devil gets thrown out again and again and keeps coming back for more?
Nick: It *does* make you wonder about Satan's schedule.
Hank: If Satan *has* teamed up with Dwight, then I think the Devil should be getting top billing, and *he's* not even on the poster.

Hank: 'Mark,' 'Luke,' and 'John'? Really?
Wu: I'm just the messenger. And not from on high.

Hank [about a tent revival]: What is this, some kind of circus?
Wu: I guess that depends on what you believe...

I didn't know 'beauty' meant 'talent.'

Grimm Quotes

I think there is a choice, even when there appears to be none. But it's the reaction that determines whether the choice is good or bad, not the person who makes it.

Eve

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy