Bud: I don't know how you guys do it. I mean, living with this tension all the time!
Hank: For one thing, we don't use bats.

Hank: What if Jack's not gone?
Rosalee: Then shoot him for real!

Adalind: If she did that to the trailer, what's she going to do to me?
Hank: You mean besides kill you?

It almost sounds like Jack the Ripper was a Grimm, only he left their heads on.

Adalind: Does anybody care what I think?
Kenneth: No.

Looks like an animal attack, which it probably wasn't.

Nick: Juliette's a Hexenbiest.
Hank: Run that by me again?!

Hank: You're a Bauerschwein. Nick's a Grimm. Yeah, we know.
Peter Orson: Wow. I've been away too long.

Hank: You ate her cookie.
Wu: I did?
Nick: Yeah. That's why you ate your carpet.
Wu: ...Oh.

Wu: And by "ready," you mean "off the deep end"?
Hank: There is no shallow end in this pool.

Hank: Want to get a couple of things clear first.
Wu: "First"? There's a second?

Juliette: My grandma used to blame the Chupacabra for everything! Dead relatives, missing pets, even lost keys.
Hank: Then, according to your grandmother, the Chupacabra is a pet-eating, key-stealing, goat-sucking killer.
Juliette: It is especially dangerous if you are out alone at night, or you get into a car with a boy, or come home late. I learned that the last two weren't exactly true.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank