Wu [about Renard]: Did he just say, 'work through our differences'?
Hank: I know a couple of ways we could do that...

I can fry water!

Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!

Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!

Wu: Oh, so you guys saved my ass.
Hank: That's why I ate the chocolate, and he kept the flowers!

Hank: Our bodies were run over.
Monroe: Well, I guess that's a sacrifice you have to make when you don't have a cliff.

We also have a tradition -- you have the right to remain silent!

Monroe [about Renard]: So, what do we think? Are we *voting* for him?
Hank: Well, the devil you know...

Hank: But the Devil gets thrown out again and again and keeps coming back for more?
Nick: It *does* make you wonder about Satan's schedule.
Hank: If Satan *has* teamed up with Dwight, then I think the Devil should be getting top billing, and *he's* not even on the poster.

Hank: 'Mark,' 'Luke,' and 'John'? Really?
Wu: I'm just the messenger. And not from on high.

Hank [about a tent revival]: What is this, some kind of circus?
Wu: I guess that depends on what you believe...

I didn't know 'beauty' meant 'talent.'

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank