Harry: How will we pass the time? I've got an idea: sex. Lots of sex. Starting right now.

Three letters, WTF, spring to mind... what the frick just happened?

Annie: Why is life so full of challenges?
Harry: Because it's life.

[Harry holds up two shirts to Debbie]
Harry: Sweetheart, which one?
Debbie: Well the green goes better what with I'm wearing, and I want remind Tracy that we go together just in case she gets confused

Tabitha: Harry, it's my pool and I'm gonna do what I want when I want.
Harry: Did I miss a segue here?

Kelly: What vices did you have?
Harry: Huge barbecue chicken problem.

Debbie: You had sex?
Harry: You made a movie of it?

The boys here are different than the boys back in Kansas. I know; I used to be one.

Tabitha: My damn computer froze up again.
Harry: What did you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean... iced tea.

Harry: She is having a rough time.
Annie: So is everyone else. It's called high school.

Harry: What about the Principal Boxer Shorts nickname?
Annie: You should have worn a robe.
Harry: In my own bedroom?

We are just gonna have to bring a little Kansas to Beverly Hills - and we are gonna have fun. Because it's all about family.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid