Callen: Is there a military angle to any of this?
Hetty: No, but Detective Deeks is still the Liaison Officer with the LAPD, which makes him about as close to one of us as it gets.

Hetty: Then that's what you should do, stay out of their way and find Mr. Deeks.
Callen: Their not going to like it if they catch us.
Hetty: Then don't get caught.

Hetty: Mr. Callen, I don't take kindly to being tailed.
Callen: I'm more of a wingman than a tailman.

Hetty: Second unrelated question, do you have plans for this weekend?
Nate: Plans?
Hetty: Plans.
Nate: Uh, are you asking me out? No, that'd be weird. No, no plans.

(To Nate as he leaves) Keep you wits sharp, your heart open and your gun loaded.

Hetty to Eric on how he stopped the video: How did you do that!?
Eric:(I was just as lost as Hetty so i didnt catch what he said lol)
Hetty:In ENGLISH Mr. Eric!
Eric: I broke the internet.
Kensi:Seriously? Like the whole internet?
Eric: Yep.
Deeks: Even Twitter!?

Hetty: That could have been a trap, but those men went anyway.
Sam: That's what we do.

I didn't choose this life. It chose me.

Let's get faded.

Mr. Deeks is part of this team. If anything were to happen to him, I would take it most personally.

Mr. Beal, you have elf head.

(Hetty approaches Callen as he is sleeping, he wakes up staring at Hetty)
Hetty: Did you catch him this time? You were twitching like a sleeping dog.
Callen: Well, you now what they say about sleeping dogs. (looks at Hetty)