Popular Howard Wolowitz Quotes
I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base!
Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.
Raj: This old pen kind of proves gravity. When I tilt it, her bathing suit falls right off.
Howard: Oh, my dad used to have a pen like that. I dated it all through sixth grade.
Leonard: Hold on. So, your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?
Leonard: And are you gonna use candy to lure them in?
Raj: We are now!
Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.
Wolowitz: Don't you think I should answer the engineering question? I am an engineer.
Sheldon: By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal
Leonard: Oh, you do what you want, but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard [coughing]: So, is tenure.
Howard: Son of a bitch, she's gone.
Bernadette: Where'd she go?
Howard: I don't know. She didn't leave a note.
Bernadette: You were the one who was supposed to put her back in the stroller!
Howard: No, I wasn't! You were!
Bernadette: No, I wasn't!
Howard: Yes, you were!
Bernadette: Well, you throw like a girl.
I think it's like Beetlejuice. We said his name too many times.
Bernadette: So we just sit here and stare at a screen and wait for something to happen?
Wolowitz: I did it with you when we watched The Notebook.
Leonard: Maybe it's a shipping problem.
Leonard: Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures that look like you guys.
Howard: Let me try gangsta: Hells naw.