Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Izzie Stevens Quotes
IZZIE: "I laugh at funerals."
ALEX: "I don’t go to funerals... Izzie, Iz--"
IZZIE: "I was jealous, I was jealous of Meredith in the surgery and I was jealous and now... now who’s jealous, Alex?"
[to Meredith, George] "What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough. Can we get over the shocked silence already?"
DENNY: "Hey."
IZZIE: "Hey."
DENNY: "Do you believe in karma?"
IZZIE: "Actually, I do."
DENNY: "I think you might be mine."
IZZIE: "Well then you must have been very very good to deserve me."
IZZIE: [to Alex] "We're all pulling for you."
GEORGE: "We are?"
Erica: I'm gonna stop you right there. Look. I don't get attached to patients. But I like this guy, and I've spent almost two years giving him hope, and then taking it away. This procedure will buy him time until he can get another shot at a transplant. We need to make sure it works, okay?
Meredith: Absolutely.
Izzie: Of course.
[about Mer's hookup] "Who was it this time? Hairy Back Guy?"
Derek: We'll see you soon Dr. Stevens.
Izzie: I hope so.
Bailey: Know so.
Izzie: Dr Bailey if something goes wrong...
Bailey: It wont.
Izzie: The scarf, I made it for you.
Derek: It's a beautiful night to save lives. Let's get started.
Izzie: Whatcha reading?
Alex: I have this patient I'm trying to diagnose. It's driving me nuts.
Izzie: So take a break, I miss you.
Alex: I'm right here.
Izzie: No you're not. You're here, but you're not here. And I miss you.
Alex: Iz, come on. I'm trying to work.
Izzie: I'm wishing for a brain tumor. I'm wishing all the time for a giant tumor that would just press down on my brain and make me hallucinate George. So that I could talk to him again, so I could laugh with him again. I miss him so much. I miss him all the time, and I just want to feel better. Even for a minute you know, I just want to be a person who isn't wishing for a brain tumor. Just for one minute. And, I can't drink because of the cancer meds, I don't do drugs, I can't even work right now. I don't have any distractions. I'm sad, and I miss George. So please, please, come inside and help me feel better.
Alex: "I miss George". Nice. Real seductive.
IZZIE: "Mr. Humphrey? Mr. Humphrey, I'm sorry to wake you."
MR. HUMPHREY: "C'mon! .... What time is it?"
IZZIE: "Ten after five. I'm sorry, I just need to do a brief exam. If you could just sit up for one moment... Thanks. This might be a little bit cold. So just take a deep breath... If you could just take a deep breath."
MR. HUMPHREY: "You're not a doctor!"
IZZIE: "I'm Dr. Stevens, but you can call me Izzie. I'll be helping Dr. Bailey with your biopsy this morning."
MR. HUMPHREY: "No, I don't think so."
IZZIE: "What is your problem?"
MR. HUMPHREY: [to Izzie] "Look, I fantasized about you. About the woman in this photo, whoever she is. I'm not proud of it, but it's a fact. Do you know what they're gonna do to me today? I have cancer. And they're gonna lift up my legs and expose me to the world, and cut out my prostate, and my nerves. Effectively, neuter me. So is it so hard to understand that I don't want the woman who is in that photo to witness... my... my emasculation?"
IZZIE: [to Meredith, about Addison] "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I take issue with the salmon scrubs. I mean what self-respecting surgeon wears salmon-colored scrubs?"
MEREDITH: [smiles] "This is what I'm saying."
I tell you that I love you, and not one word? For 17 days? Where have you been?
