Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Izzie Stevens Quotes
George! It's really old guy! We could bring a marching band in here and he wouldn't know the difference!
GEORGE: "I’m putting my foot down, either the dog moves out or I do. Foot, down, now. Me or the dog, which is it? [pauses] You hesitated! She hesitated!"
IZZIE: "You hesitated?"
MEREDITH: "I didn’t hesitate, I was thinking."
GEORGE: "You have to think about it? Fine, I’m moving out right now. Later, I’m moving out later. Right now, I have rounds."
Callie... Callie wait, please, wait. I'm sorry about the cafeteria. I didn't think you wanted to talk to me. I thought you wanted to kill me. I'm sorry about everything... with George, I... I'm really sorry. I feel terrible.
IZZIE: "You don't have to do this. You don't have to transfer to Mercy West."
GEORGE: "Yeah, I do."
Izzie: What do you mean you don't deliver dresses? Just to try on? No, no, no. I... I can't come in. I... I... I have cancer. I'm... I'm bed bound and dying. (fake coughs) Fabulous! I'll fax you my choices.
(Chief and Dr. Swender are looking on)
Izzie: Hi! Ah, what do you need? Blood? Pee? What can I get you?
Richard: Just checking in on you. See how the chemo's sitting.
Izzie: Fine. I haven't puked yet. And, I'm making major progress on Mer's wedding.
Dr. Swender: You should really take it easy. The chemo's gonna take a lot out of you.
Izzie: I'll let you know if I hit the wall. (Answers her phone) Hello? Hi! Yes, I wanted to discuss, um, flower arrangements.
Dr. Swender: She needs to save her energy. This isn't just chemo. It's high dose IL2. It's designed to make the body attack itself. She's walking around now, but it's not gonna last. Her blood pressure's gonna tank, she's gonna be shaking with chills, she'll feel nauseous. She might even have a heart attack. Believe me, a few hours from now, Izzie Steven's is gonna wish she were dead.
GEORGE: "If anything, I think it brings us closer together as friends."
IZZIE: "We're very impressive."
GEORGE: "I think we are."
GEORGE: "What is the strongest layer in the small bowel?"
IZZIE: "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it…"
GEORGE: "It is... not... snot... "
IZZIE: "Submucosa!"
GEORGE: "Yes!"
IZZIE: [to George] "You don't have to keep avoiding me."
GEORGE: Yeah I do, until this thing blows over, I do. [to people in the clinic] Havier Jugerreo? Havier Jugerreo?
MIRANDA: "You paid $300,000 so that you could scrub in on this surgery?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "No?"
IZZIE: "I spent three... Have you seen that girl? Her life is miserable. She's desperate. She'll never have a date. She'll never wear high heels. She'll never feel normal. I spent 300 grand because it's a good thing."
MIRANDA: "I was hoping you would tell me you spent the money so you could scrub in."
Cristina: Get a crash cart. Izzie Stevens' room.
(Cristina checks her pulse. Izzie starts laughing)
Cristina: What?
Izzie: Oh my god, I'm sorry. You should see your face right now, its... your totally freaking out face.
Cristina: You're joking? This is a joke?
Izzie: I'm sorry. I really did need you though. Um, I have all these dresses here and I keep trying to page Meredith to come try them on and she won't answer the page. So, will you tell her to come in here. She'll listen to you.
IZZIE: "I don’t know how we do this. I don’t know how we work together and be friends and act like it’s all okay."
GEORGE: "I... there’s a spot available at Mercy West. I called them."
IZZIE: "You’re gonna transfer to Mercy West?"
GEORGE: "I have to."
CRISTINA: "How do you treat pancreatic divisim?"
IZZIE: "Ugh, Cristina, if you're not gonna let me sleep you have to at least let me put coffee in my cup."
CRISTINA: "Okay, so go. No one's stopping you."
IZZIE: "I'm too tired to go."
