Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Izzie Stevens Quotes
IZZIE: "George! Hey."
GEORGE: "Hey."
IZZIE: [to Calli] "Oh, um... hi."
CALLI: "Hey."
GEORGE: "So, we spent the night at Calli's last night so we figured we'd, uh, spend the night here."
IZZIE: "Um, ok. So, you're back, just for tonight then?"
GEORGE: "Well, Calli's here for tonight. But, I dunno, it's my room. I pay rent."
IZZIE: [smiles] "Well, welcome home."
IZZIE: "What'd you say to him?"
MEREDITH: "Nothing, I fled the scene."
IZZIE: "You didn't tell him about George, or Derek?"
MEREDITH: "Nope."
IZZIE: "Hmm... you like him."
MEREDITH: [pauses] "I could like him."
DENNY: "Izzie?"
IZZIE: "Yes?"
DENNY: "Would it be really inappropriate for me to feel you up right now?
IZZIE: "Not really."
IZZIE: "So what's the sex like?"
MEREDITH: "I wouldn't know."
IZZIE: "Four dates and two sleepovers and no sex?"
MEREDITH: "Not even a kiss goodnight."
IZZIE: "Aww, I'm so proud. I am like a proud mama."
MEREDITH: "Shut up."
MEREDITH: [after Calli leaves the bathroom] "Oh my god, did that just happen?"
IZZIE: [laughs] "I'm having a seizure. I am clearly having a seizure. I am seizing."
MEREDITH: "Oh my God!"
IZZIE: "She didn't wash her hands."
IZZIE: "All I'm saying, George, is that if she needs to pee she can at least wear a bra. Or maybe wait until she's alone. And for the love of all things sanitary, could she just wash her hands? She's a surgeon!"
GEORGE: "You guys were blocking the sink. Anyways, I think you're exaggerating."
IZZIE: "She peed! Naked peeing! Ask Meredith, Meredith. Oh that's right, I forgot, you're not talking to her. If you were, she'd tell you that Calli crosses the line. So crossed the line. So freaking crossed." [looks at Alex]
ALEX: "Oh, we're still pretending that you're not seeing a patient, right?"
CRISTINA: "People! What's with all the evil misery, huh? Live and let live."
GEORGE: [pause] "You're cheerful."
IZZIE: "You are. How is that possible?"
CRISTINA: "I scrubbed in on a four-hour esophageal surgery last night, then I got laid. And now, three ambulances are coming in full of bloody, broken car crash victims, all who need to be cut open. So I'm cheery, I'm cheery, I am so cheery! Cheery! I'm cheerful!"
MEREDITH: "Poor Marshall. I mean, one minute you're a surgeon and the next, you destroyed an entire family."
IZZIE: "Last month I fell asleep in a parking lot, on a bench. I literally couldn't even make it to the car."
MEREDITH: "I fell asleep in a restaurant, at a table while I was on a date."
CRISTINA: "I fell asleep during sex."
GEORGE: [enters room, looks at Izzie] "Calli is looking for you... you could have told her you were busy-"
IZZIE: "Oh, please don't talk to me about standards. The girl couldn't even wash her hands!" [laughs]
CRISTINA: [to Meredith] "Don't worry about Bambi. If Burke can forgive me for falling asleep during sex, Bambi can forgive you for crying."
MEREDITH: "But Burke hasn't forgiven you."
IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."
CRISTINA: [watching Preston & Derek throw darts] "He's picturing my face. He is totally picturing that dart puncturing my skull. Wooo, look at that."
IZZIE: [to Meredith] "Derek... Derek is picturing you."
MEREDITH: "He called me a whore. He lost the right to picture me."
CRISTINA: "So I fall asleep during sex. So what? Ass!"
MEREDITH: "Ass!"
ALEX: "Wow, Isobel Stevens has finally left the hospital. Does this mean her beloved heart patient finally kicked it?"
IZZIE: "I'm sorry, this section of the bar is for surgeons. We don't socialize with gynecologists."
ALEX: "Morning, Dr. Model."
IZZIE: "Dr. Evil Spawn."
ALEX: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?"
IZZIE: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?"
