Favorite Jackie Peyton Quotes
I don't like chatty. I don't do chatty. I like quiet. Quiet and mean. Those are my people.
Jackie: I did a bad thing and I need your help.
O'Hara: ... well done. And shame on you.
Jackie: How can you read this crap?
Thor: Please, don't amplify my shame.
Just keep goin'. Sometimes you don't get to keep everything you started out with.
Jackie: Coffee, banana, Vicodin.
O'Hara: Breakfast of champions.
(voice-over) Watch and learn. Percocet should never be crushed, broken or chewed unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightning. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightning which I am not.
Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair... so now I'm gonna feel stuff?
Jackie: Okay, a quick hypothetical. What would happen to a student nurse if she got busted flushing a patient's body part down the toilet?
Dr. O'Hara: That's so sweet, trying to take my mind off things with your own naughty doings. Was it a penis?
Jackie: No, an ear. Don't ask.
Dr. O'Hara: And you blamed the new girl? Well done. Well, she's a student. She won't get fired. Anyway, if you want me for backup, you can always say I ordered her to flush it.
Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little fucker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.
Jackie: I think Grace is starting to unravel a little bit. It's scaring the shit out of me.
Dr. O'Hara: If you need anything, and I mean anything, you'd better bloody tell me or I will kill you.
Jackie: Yes.
Dr. O'Hara: And then she'll be motherless. And then I'll have to take her.
Jackie: Oh God.
Gloria what do you say we show them how we used to do this?
I made it...oh my...I fu-king made it!