I'm picking Mark.

Sloan: I want to be your teacher.
Avery: I want to be your student. Guess the plastics posse is back in action.

Start by fixing your heart.

You paged me 911 so I could get yelled at?

Jackson: I'm not going to give my mother the satisfaction.
Sloan: It's not your mother who you should be worried about satisfying.

Stop facebooking my mom!

You're good at being a douche and that's just one step away from being cold and dead.

Sloan's the chief and I'm the chief's b*tch.

Jackson: Since when do they bribe residents?
Cristina: They don't, unless you're me. A god.

We're still standing.

Just leave me alone. I'm in the middle of my freaking boards!

April: I kissed you, remember?
Jackson: But I kissed you back.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey